one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
*calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Jack decides to be a little shit.
I was watching “Army of Darkness” for the first time in YEARS.
There was a skeleton war.
My brother is a senior in high school and his weirdo English teacher gave the class these terms lol
ok no i think this might just be the most important post i have ever seen
she doesn’t always indulge because she thinks kissing posters is juuust a little bit silly!! but there are some days. ohhh there are some days
my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight
i live in constant fear that i will log on one day and my dash will be literally nothing but posts about the homestuck update. like somehow the 300+ people i follow are secretly homestucks and i won’t be able to see a non-homestuck post until a week after the update.
shinji is me while playing pokemon amie , help me